• December 1, 2022

Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate The Cowboys

Everything was going good on Friday. We were having my daughter’s birthday party and I was looking forward to the Eagles- Cowgirls this weekend. I was feeling good. Then my infamous co-worker walks in who is a… Wait for it..Cowboys and a Eagles fan. I know, I did not think it was possible either. There have been many times when I want to verbally let him have it.

He tells me all the time it’s okay because he roots for the Eagles first and Cowboys second. Yeah, that makes it all better. The dude is a total “Fraud”. So thanks to this “Fraud” here is the 10 reasons why I hate the Cowboys.

10. Rob Ryan. First of all his dad probably smacked him in the back of the head a few times for going to Dallas. Second, he tries to be his father but can’t pull it off. Seriously bro, you are not as cool as your pop so just keep your Fat-Mouth shut!

9. Tony “Lebron James” Romo. He has been overhyped from the beginning just because he plays for Dallas. He has won a total “1” playoff game that is it. I must admit, I enjoy watching his 4th quarters though.

8. You know that almost every Cowgirls fan is a Yankee fan also. That is all you need to know about a person right there. They just like those teams because they think it is cool. Hey, how about jumping into oncoming traffic, I heard that’s pretty cool.

7. When the Cowboys lose their fans are nowhere to be found. But if they win they always seem to track you down. FRAUDS. I love that word.

6. The Star. Man, I hate that symbol. We should sign T.O again for the way he stood over the star when he scored.

5. Emmitt “I never got touched until 5 yards down the field” Smith. I swear that dude never got touched until five yards down the field. He is in the Hall of Fame because of that offensive line they had. Overrated!

4. Deion “I never got my jersey dirty” Sanders. Listen, I know he is probably the best corner ever but the guy could not tackle you or me. He always tried to look so “Pretty” out their. Man, I hate that guy.

3.Michael “I pushed off every time” Irvin. That is all he ever did was push-off every time. He actually stabbed one of his teammates with a fork a few times and Jerry Jones had to pay the guy off to keep him quiet. I am glad that I booed him when he got hurt at the Vet back in the day. Just sayin..

2. Jimmy Johnson. You can not think you have great hair when you have a comb-over bro. I am sorry, you can’t. I hate his famous saying “How about them Cowboys”.

1.Jerry Jones. The “all mighty” himself. You can tell that is what he thinks of himself. He thinks he is GM in which he is not. Builds a stadium that interferes with the play on the field. Still thinks they are “America’s team”. I thought you had to win something to be “America’s Team”? One playoff win in 15 years Jerry. Yup, your “America’s Team”.

Well, I feel better now that I got that off my chest. Now all together, Dallas Sucks, Dallas Sucks…

Joe Hickman Jr.

Bleed Philly Sports! 84 ounces of Coffee a day because that is what I do! Utley's hair has nothing on me! Father of the craziest little girl in the world! Born and raised in Darby, PA! By the way, my Grammar Sucks! You can follow on twitter @phillytugger.

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October 29, 2011 8:54 pm

I only need one reason to hate them. The Herschel Walker SCAM! That was the biggest BS trade on earth and the only reason they ever did anything in the 90’s. Paul Taglibauge should have been fired on the spot for that, but then again that was a ruse from day one.

Paul Taglibauge (the attorney) got voted in by owners because Jerry Jones paid off the owners. I find it so convenient that Jerry Jones buys the Dallass cowboys in March of 1989, and one month later Pete Rozelle announces he’s retiring in November, the very month that the Herschel Walker scam trade occurred? Sniff Sniff…. I smell BS

October 29, 2011 9:20 pm

Well, I hate them because they win “Superbowls”.


And the way things are going it wouldn’t surprise me if they win another before we get another shot.

The biggest reason at hate the Cowboys are their fans. They brag and actually have a reason to boast.

They own hardware….

October 30, 2011 4:37 am

So many reasons to hate this organization. Here is one of many. T.O. did the ultimate insult to an organization. He went out of his way to stick it to the cowboys by running to the 50 yard line star in Dallas and mocking them. If anyone did that in Philly, Pittsburgh, New York or anyother town that person would not only be hunted but bar from even being in a conversation about joing the team. But not in Jerry World. Only in Dallas would a self absorbed douche of a player be welcomed by the owner, players, and fans after he sticks it to them.

October 30, 2011 7:22 am

Top reasons to dislike the Cowboys

1. They lose to the Andy Reid coached Eagles and give Eagle fans the illusion that we have a good coach.

2. Their fans are the phoniest people on the face of the earth. Yes the writer is correct, they usually like the yankees, and most are’nt even from Texas. Let alone Dallas.

3. They have won superbowls and can usually end a arguement with a Eagles fan by asking one question “How many superbowls has your team won?”……. “Uh we have a 1960 championship” Said fan was not even born when that championship took place.

4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. & 10. See # 1.

October 30, 2011 7:25 am

Cain’s new 9-9-9 plan

Fire Andy Reid at 9:00 am

Give him 9 minutes to clean out his desk.

Give him $9.00 to put him in a better position to catch the bus home.

October 30, 2011 7:27 am

Then tell him the “times your’s”

Get your fat rear out of here.

October 30, 2011 10:43 am

Heres the best one and i have a argument for that even.

My pops was a big Girls fan. For real man? You didnt have pals in the neighborhood who repped green? Bum.My old man is a huge hockey fan,when he started loving hockey as a 10 year old he had no local team.He idolized Bobby Orr .Boom ,hes a BRUINS fan.But he roots like hell for all Philly sports.Just not Flyguys.Which we battle about that stuff. I like Flyers…..SO YOUR FRAUDS!!!

BVIDS…..nice one.
IM cryin

October 30, 2011 11:03 am

espn 2 outside the lines 11am is all about reids tenure etc here…check it out

October 30, 2011 1:07 pm

BWAHAHAHA!!! Great list Joe. Jump into oncoming traffic! CLASSIC!! LMFBO!!!

October 30, 2011 1:36 pm

Chick Howley/Timmy Brown–nuff said

But then the Eagles of that Era were too damn wimpy to retaliate –has to be the most disgraceful event in Eagles history

Goddamn Howley should have had both knees shattered the next game

So if I hate anybody it should have been the jellyfish Eagles

Any team that allows that to happen to their star running back and does NOTHING about is a joke in the NFL

October 30, 2011 1:41 pm

wow rcp really digging into the archives for that one but a good one